✌🏾 changed my url ✌🏾 used to be mvrgaerytyrell

loveexpelrevolt:

I’ve done crazy things when I’m emotional, too. I once hugged a man at Circuit City when I found out a damaged printer was 80% off.

POORNA JAGANNATHAN AS NALINI VISHWAKUMAR
Never Have I Ever (2020—)

dscullyagent:

Hannah Waddingham at The Kelly Clarkson Show

tiktaalic:

JERRY: Well! I’m bisexual.

GEORGE: Bisexual! Oh, well that’s just great. As if it wasn’t enough that you were rubbing all these beautiful women in my face. Now it’s beautiful women! Beautiful men! Beautiful androgynous ze/hirs!

ELAINE: No you’re not.

JERRY: Wh-sure I am!

ELAINE: Nah. I don’t buy it. I mean, Jerry, I slept with you. There’s no way you’re bisexual.

JERRY: So a bisexual man can’t sleep with a woman? Get a load of this! I’ve been bisexual for 30 seconds and I’m already experiencing biphobia!

ELAINE: No, dummy. Remember when I asked you if we could try, you know [raises her eyebrows, moves her head around].

JERRY: Oh, that.

ELAINE: Well, a bisexual man wouldn’t say “No, that’s kind of gay.”

JERRY: Fine! I’m not bisexual! Just don’t tell my agent.

GEORGE: So no beautiful men?

JERRY: No, George, no men.

GEORGE: Heh. Right. I’m gonna…. [points to the door and leaves without another word]

ELAINE: So why’s your agent think you’re bisexual anyway?

JERRY: I made a stupid joke. Some reporter asks if I sleep on my back or on my side and I said, you know, I go both ways, depends who I’m sleeping with, and next thing I know there’s a PinkNews tweet about me.

ELAINE: Why not correct them? They’re the ones who assumed.

JERRY: Because I got a call from my agent. They want me to stay out. They said I’m the fresh new face of comedy. And it’d be great if the fresh new face of comedy was a queer man.

ELAINE: And you’re doing it?

JERRY: What’s the alternative? Say no, actually, I’m completely average. Not a gay bone in my body. I’m just a comedian who made the worst joke of all time. While straight.

jonali:

medusasstory:

sexysilverstrider:

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

rootbeergoddess:

theknightswhotilrecentlysaidnee:

Every line in this video is iconic

I would watch this drama 

anthonysperkins:

Kevin Jones (André Holland) and Chiron Harris (Trevante Rhodes)
in Moonlight (2016) written and directed by Barry Jenkins

aksjfjzjajshska ii did not expect for toms sandoval and schwartz to be really on sherman’s showcase hahahahahaha

toskarin:

toskarin:

I didn’t get people making the oppenheimer butch lesbian comments but I just scrolled past a gif from the movie and initially parsed him as a middle-age butch so I’m forced to get it now

this was the frame if you’re curious

t-800:

Lestat, you must think me an idiot. “She was at the ball tonight.” Not just the ball. You shoulda let that train go, Uncle Les.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-)
The Thing Lay Still — 1.07

t-800:

Lestat, you must think me an idiot. “She was at the ball tonight.” Not just the ball. You shoulda let that train go, Uncle Les.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-)
The Thing Lay Still — 1.07

royalarmyofoz:

Detroiters(2017-2018)

1995lahaine:

i love her so fucking much you guys have no idea

divineandmajesticinone:

Izzy Hands + the ring around his tie 
OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH Season 1

“Foad has no plans to share the backstory since he’s not sure if the writing for the show might contradict it later. O'Neill similarly has a backstory to the ring that he wears around his tie that he will not share, though he does share that the choice of the stone was centered around his loss of his mother around the time of the costuming.” (source)